Mortar and Pestle - Pertakis Supermarket, Paleochora - a snip at 8 Euros
Mystical Tibetan Singing Bowl - a snip at 3400EurosWhy, I hear you say, are we intending to make such a spectacular protest in the streets of Paleochora next week? I refer of course to myself, my colleague Dr. Insa Ne and that other person Ms Teake? (Though if the truth be known we only asked her along out a misplaced sense of pity?
It’s a matter of principle as far as I am concerned.
If the Mayor won’t lift his unilateral ban on the use of beach umbrellas on the illegal nude bathing portion of the Sandy Beach, then I’m worried that my “Over 80’s full frontal naked charka tune up, tantric sex and yoga session” will have to be cancelled because the poor dears tend to shrivel up in the heat. If the session is cancelled, my clients lose the opportunity to readjust their spiritual energies, restabilise their auras after the recent flare up caused by the poor value of the Pound against the Euro and I lose much needed income! The result of the latter will be that I will be unable to offer my
It’s a matter of principle as far as I am concerned.
If the Mayor won’t lift his unilateral ban on the use of beach umbrellas on the illegal nude bathing portion of the Sandy Beach, then I’m worried that my “Over 80’s full frontal naked charka tune up, tantric sex and yoga session” will have to be cancelled because the poor dears tend to shrivel up in the heat. If the session is cancelled, my clients lose the opportunity to readjust their spiritual energies, restabilise their auras after the recent flare up caused by the poor value of the Pound against the Euro and I lose much needed income! The result of the latter will be that I will be unable to offer my
“Free (for a modest suggested donation of 325 Euros) Knit your own Yoghurt and Raki Therapy (incorporating frequent use of mystical Tibetan Yodelling Bowls) sessions”
and the life of the village will be all the poorer for that as I am sure you will agree!
In the meantime, irrespective of the outcome of the protest, my associate Dr. Insa Ne will continue her good work ministering to spiritual needs of the over 80s. However, she has asked me to mention that she would prefer if her elderly male clients would in future take their false teeth out BEFORE their sessions begin.
Finally, contrary to the rumours apparently put about by other less gifted psykiks in the village, I would like to make it clear that my absence from the “blog scene” of late has nothing whatsoever to do with any threat of arrest under the 1867 Vagrancy Act which may or may not have been levelled against me in the UK. As I told my solicitor, I am an artist of the psychic persuasion having performed my world famous “wallet lightening trick” in front of, amongst many others, The Queen, the Princess of Wales, the Duke of Edinburgh, and the Duke of York .
If people wish to make donations to me to ensure my physical, and their spiritual, wellbeing who am I to refuse them? As far as I am concerned I would be remiss in my calling if I did other than relieve them of the dreadful karmic burden known as ‘money’, even if I do so at the cost of my taking on their burden and their money.
In the meantime, irrespective of the outcome of the protest, my associate Dr. Insa Ne will continue her good work ministering to spiritual needs of the over 80s. However, she has asked me to mention that she would prefer if her elderly male clients would in future take their false teeth out BEFORE their sessions begin.
Finally, contrary to the rumours apparently put about by other less gifted psykiks in the village, I would like to make it clear that my absence from the “blog scene” of late has nothing whatsoever to do with any threat of arrest under the 1867 Vagrancy Act which may or may not have been levelled against me in the UK. As I told my solicitor, I am an artist of the psychic persuasion having performed my world famous “wallet lightening trick” in front of, amongst many others, The Queen, the Princess of Wales, the Duke of Edinburgh, and the Duke of York .
If people wish to make donations to me to ensure my physical, and their spiritual, wellbeing who am I to refuse them? As far as I am concerned I would be remiss in my calling if I did other than relieve them of the dreadful karmic burden known as ‘money’, even if I do so at the cost of my taking on their burden and their money.
