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Why am I doing it? I'm often asked! Surely it's not for the money!

The truth is that there is far too much misinformation being put out by certain so called psykiks, who shall remain nameless but who for the sake of argument we’ll call Ms T**ke, concerning the lack of woo (or woowoo) in Paleochora and it’s to put the record straight that this blog has been started.

Furthermore, I cannot let that Mentor Lee Hill, alleged seventh level (he’s really only fifth level and he cheated on his final yoga exam) guru and part time olive picker, get away with the sort of nonsense he’s been coming out with on his http://www.paleochora-woowoo.blogspot.com/

blog. As for his catamite Mal Akker, the less said the better!

From now on I intend to fight fire with fire and I can assure you my honoured reader that what you read here will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth as sure as my name is Ms Demeana.

I have, in my time in Paleochora, had many requests, but that’s another story.

Starting today, I will be running Paleochora’s first “On Line Agonising Psykik Ant” column giving advice and assistance to all you out there in internetwebbyland on all your psyckical problems and hang ups and answering all those little niggling questions you may have about things pysikkal. So let’s get this going straight away!


I see by gazing into my crystal balls that there will be a troubled person in the village when the charter flights start to arrive. Cynthia Bonkers from Oldham, or is it Neasden, will wish to know more about auras, so let’s start with auras.

Some will tell you an aura is a Finnish blue mould cheese, others that an aura may be held to represent or be composed of soul vibrations or chakras, and may reflect the moods or thoughts of the person it surrounds. Though it is often described as being a coloured body of light surrounding a person, it is also experienced in other ways by various practitioners. The aura is dependent on the flow of psychic energy through a person, and is analogous to qi, prana, and other similar philosophical systems.

The aura is believed to be a reflection of the mental state and energy of the individual being examined. Though there is no scientific proof that auras exist, it is certain that the brain and various organs produce an electromagnetic field that surrounds the human body. Since the observation of auras is inherently subjective, their objective existence will never be demonstrated under laboratory conditions.

Yet others will tell you that explanations for the perception of auras are migraine hallucinations and synthesia and that if you start seeing them you should go straight to a properly qualified medical Doctor.

However, since the announcement last year that the Aura Vision Song Contest was coming to Paleochora, many people have been trying to cash in on the act, telling you that their aura protection systems, goggles or glasses, are what you need in Paleochora. Some will even attempt to sell you cheap eye-aura protection all the way from Canada. (http://www.auragoggles.com/ )

Don’t be fooled Cynthia! My own, possibly shortly to be patented,

“Ms Demena’s aura overhaul, retune and brush up”

system is the only one that works, and at a mere 235 Euros a time is well worth it! Furthermore, I think you should allso beaware of my specially designed “Aura Pervy Peeper Protection” clothing. There's a lot of pervy aura peepers about nowadays in what look like ordinary sunglasses and with so many very strange people around, possibly peeping ones personal private aura when one least expects it, one can't be too careful.

That’s why “Don’t make a mistake and go to MsT**ke” has always been my motto!

Bye for now.


- Oh! Did you see the aura that tourist is giving off? That’s the aura of several hundred Euros at least! Insa, please cut this bit before the blog gets published–