(One of my followers preparing for my new therapy session.**)Update
I can now confirm that my ever popular one person tent on the beach at Azogyres will this summer be offering the usual range of acupressure, affirmational/attitudinal healing, aromatherapy, chakra balancing, colour therapy, crystal energy balancing, ear candling, influence of past lives/future lives and karmic proclivities on present wellness status, magnet therapy, mandala, nutritional counseling for energy balancing from chakric or five phase perspectives, personal training, pranic healing, raw foods, reflexology, relaxation, stress reduction, supplements, visualization; but only between 7am and 8pm on alternate days of the week. Unfortunately, in spite of the demand, I have to shut by 8pm in order to get back to attend the clinic in Paleochora.*
I hear from my spirit guides that certain quacks will shortly be offering their "Thought for the day" to the good people of Paleochora on the internetwebbythingy - I won't mention the site but for the sake of arguement it's http://www.paleochora-woowoo.blogspot.com/ -in a clear attempt to copy ever popular On Line Agonising Sikikil Ant feature. Imitation is the best form of flattery is what I always say.
Your Psykikal Agony Aunt answers your Questions
This weeks Column is in response to an psykik vibration picked up from a Mrs Enid Bonkers who when she afrrives in Paleochora will want to ask me about my soon to be patented "Sounds Good To me Healing System"
This an energy-based non-invasive treatment that is similar to acupuncture. Precision calibrated tuning forks are applied to specific acupuncture and acupressure points to access the body's Meridian and Chakra energy systems. These tuning forks represent a natural harmonic series based on the orbital properties of the Earth, Moon, Sun and planets. Their rich resonance and vibration connects with and supports the body's natural frequencies. It brings us into alignment with the cycles of the Cosmos known since antiquity as the Music of the Spheres. The tuning fork is struck on an "Sounds Good To Me"® Black Box - containing my soon to be assembled, non functioning electronic circuits which make little lights flash but do nothing else - then placed on the body or held near the ears. The sound waves of the forks vibrate and travel deeply into the body along energy pathways, affecting human physiology and reaching places not easily accessed by traditional medicine. Applying the forks stimulates and balances the body's physical and subtle energy field to promote healing and inner harmony. Listening to the forks speaks to us deeply by connecting with our vestibular system, within the inner ear canal, and accessing our sense of motion, balance, space, memory, and healing - honest.
It's certainly not just me sticking any old tuning fork on your body somewhere, mumbling a load pseudo scientific nonsense and charging you 235 Euros for the pleasure! ( I charge a mere 200Euros.)
Well, that's all for this week. I'll be back soon with some exciting news for all you ablebodied young men in Paleochora, and Mal Akkers.
* Would prospective patrons please note that I will no longer be doing the usual stuff at the "Doris Stokes Drop-In Spiritual Realignment Centre and Karaoke Bar (Paleochora Branch)." This year because of pressure of work.
I can now confirm that my ever popular one person tent on the beach at Azogyres will this summer be offering the usual range of acupressure, affirmational/attitudinal healing, aromatherapy, chakra balancing, colour therapy, crystal energy balancing, ear candling, influence of past lives/future lives and karmic proclivities on present wellness status, magnet therapy, mandala, nutritional counseling for energy balancing from chakric or five phase perspectives, personal training, pranic healing, raw foods, reflexology, relaxation, stress reduction, supplements, visualization; but only between 7am and 8pm on alternate days of the week. Unfortunately, in spite of the demand, I have to shut by 8pm in order to get back to attend the clinic in Paleochora.*
I hear from my spirit guides that certain quacks will shortly be offering their "Thought for the day" to the good people of Paleochora on the internetwebbythingy - I won't mention the site but for the sake of arguement it's http://www.paleochora-woowoo.blogspot.com/ -in a clear attempt to copy ever popular On Line Agonising Sikikil Ant feature. Imitation is the best form of flattery is what I always say.
Your Psykikal Agony Aunt answers your Questions
This weeks Column is in response to an psykik vibration picked up from a Mrs Enid Bonkers who when she afrrives in Paleochora will want to ask me about my soon to be patented "Sounds Good To me Healing System"
This an energy-based non-invasive treatment that is similar to acupuncture. Precision calibrated tuning forks are applied to specific acupuncture and acupressure points to access the body's Meridian and Chakra energy systems. These tuning forks represent a natural harmonic series based on the orbital properties of the Earth, Moon, Sun and planets. Their rich resonance and vibration connects with and supports the body's natural frequencies. It brings us into alignment with the cycles of the Cosmos known since antiquity as the Music of the Spheres. The tuning fork is struck on an "Sounds Good To Me"® Black Box - containing my soon to be assembled, non functioning electronic circuits which make little lights flash but do nothing else - then placed on the body or held near the ears. The sound waves of the forks vibrate and travel deeply into the body along energy pathways, affecting human physiology and reaching places not easily accessed by traditional medicine. Applying the forks stimulates and balances the body's physical and subtle energy field to promote healing and inner harmony. Listening to the forks speaks to us deeply by connecting with our vestibular system, within the inner ear canal, and accessing our sense of motion, balance, space, memory, and healing - honest.
It's certainly not just me sticking any old tuning fork on your body somewhere, mumbling a load pseudo scientific nonsense and charging you 235 Euros for the pleasure! ( I charge a mere 200Euros.)
Well, that's all for this week. I'll be back soon with some exciting news for all you ablebodied young men in Paleochora, and Mal Akkers.
* Would prospective patrons please note that I will no longer be doing the usual stuff at the "Doris Stokes Drop-In Spiritual Realignment Centre and Karaoke Bar (Paleochora Branch)." This year because of pressure of work.
**I'm tempted to say "Fork knows why!" -but I won't.
r Lee Hill to know too much about what I'm up to or he'll want his 10% as usual. Delete this before you put the blog up! Aunty B.
r Lee Hill to know too much about what I'm up to or he'll want his 10% as usual. Delete this before you put the blog up! Aunty B.
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