I’m very glad to announce the arrival of my new helper, Ms Insa Ne D.Div., Philosopher of Parapsychology and Paranormal Sciences, Ph.D.
Insa has spent a long time studying all aspects of Psykickil healing, aura transformation and financial manipulation, gaining both her Doctor of Divinity and Ph.D. degrees in Metaphysical Science in one year, and for only $2500 cash up front, so she’s clearly going to be the most qualified practitioner in Paleochora. (I know that there are those out there who scoff at the idea of a group of people in America setting themselves up as a church and a charity and then selling degrees in bogus pseudo sciences so that con artists can put letters after their names in order to encourage people to trust them and give them money, but I assure you, Insa Ne’s degree wasn’t one of those, honest!)
One Insa’s first tasks will be to acquaint herself with the youth of Paleochora and she will be doing this as soon as she can find him.
After her period of orientation, Insa will initially be assisting me with getting the ying/yang balance of Paleochora restored to its natural harmonic equilibrium following the severe damage done to the spiritual wellbeing of the village by the fraudulent fraudster known as Gerti Yakkitov. I feel that it is going to take some considerable time, and large donations of money to my “Restore Innocence to Paleochora – Official Fighting Fund” (RIP-OFF for short) emergency fund, to restore things back to the way they were in time for the arrival of our summer influx of visitors.
I fell I can confidently predict that Insa will fit right into our psykik community here, (as long as she keeps clear of Ms T**k, that person whose name we do not mention here,) and I further predict that my weekly agonising Psycik Aunt Column will be produced later this week.
I hope also, that with Insa’s help, I will soon to be able to announce that I will in fact now be able to offer my ever popular “Sound Vibration healing for our small friends with whom we share the Planet Seminar.” So all of you out there in Paleochora who have a small friend, we don’t use the word “pets”, who is suffering from depression stress or some other spiritual malaise, can rest assured that help is on the way!
Insa has spent a long time studying all aspects of Psykickil healing, aura transformation and financial manipulation, gaining both her Doctor of Divinity and Ph.D. degrees in Metaphysical Science in one year, and for only $2500 cash up front, so she’s clearly going to be the most qualified practitioner in Paleochora. (I know that there are those out there who scoff at the idea of a group of people in America setting themselves up as a church and a charity and then selling degrees in bogus pseudo sciences so that con artists can put letters after their names in order to encourage people to trust them and give them money, but I assure you, Insa Ne’s degree wasn’t one of those, honest!)
One Insa’s first tasks will be to acquaint herself with the youth of Paleochora and she will be doing this as soon as she can find him.
After her period of orientation, Insa will initially be assisting me with getting the ying/yang balance of Paleochora restored to its natural harmonic equilibrium following the severe damage done to the spiritual wellbeing of the village by the fraudulent fraudster known as Gerti Yakkitov. I feel that it is going to take some considerable time, and large donations of money to my “Restore Innocence to Paleochora – Official Fighting Fund” (RIP-OFF for short) emergency fund, to restore things back to the way they were in time for the arrival of our summer influx of visitors.
I fell I can confidently predict that Insa will fit right into our psykik community here, (as long as she keeps clear of Ms T**k, that person whose name we do not mention here,) and I further predict that my weekly agonising Psycik Aunt Column will be produced later this week.
I hope also, that with Insa’s help, I will soon to be able to announce that I will in fact now be able to offer my ever popular “Sound Vibration healing for our small friends with whom we share the Planet Seminar.” So all of you out there in Paleochora who have a small friend, we don’t use the word “pets”, who is suffering from depression stress or some other spiritual malaise, can rest assured that help is on the way!
Insa, where was it you bought your degrees? Was it http://umsonline.org/Degrees.htm#DegreesCertificatesCredentialsAwarded ? There prices look very good and I like the idea that you can take all the exams as many times as you like until you pass and that your "Doctoral Thesis" need only be 10,00 words! Delete this bit before you put the blog up won't you? Aunty B.
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